1. Grab a calculator.
2. Key in the first two digits of your phone number (NOT the area code, HOUSE PHONE)
3. Multiply by 80
4.Add 1
5.Multiply by 250
6.Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
over 9000.Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8.Subtract 250
9.Divide number by 2
(10. If UK take out middle number (as in ignore it).)
11.Shit bricks.