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PostSubject: Insult Of The Day   Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:53 am

Kiela bought me an 'Insult A Day' calendar for 2009 and some of these have been prettygood. Starting today, I'm gonna post them here for you all to enjoy.

4/21/09:

Cliff (John Ratzenberger): What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.

Carla (Rhea Perlman): I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging either.

-Cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:05 am

4/22/09

The Earth is full. Go home.

-bumper sticker


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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:44 am

LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:43 am

4/23/09:

Has somebody stolen the bolts out of your neck?

-chef Marco Pierre White to fellow chef Gordon Ramsay


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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:45 am

4/24/09:

Which particular tree do you base your acting on?

-comic Dennis Pennis (Paul Kaye) to actor Hugh Grant


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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:40 am

Your insults for the weekend:

4/25/09:

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Hey, Ethel. Guess what Ricky got me!

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Um...let's see. A hat? A new dress?

Lucy: Oh, Ethel, better! Think about what every woman wants from her husband!

Ethel: A divorce?

-I Love Lucy



4/26/09:

I've coughed up more interesting things than you.

-comedian Billy Crystal



4/27/09:

You have to have a stomach for ugliness to endure her-to say nothing of the zombielike expression she mistakes for acting.

-critic John Simon on actress Carol Kane
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:42 am

4/28/09:

Artist Frederic Leighton: My dear Whistler, you leave your pictures in such a sketchy, unfinished state. Why don't you ever finish them?

Artist James McNeill Whistler: My dear Leighton, why do you ever begin yours?
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:31 am

4/29/09:

She is sexy in sort of an ice-cold praying mantis sort-of-way.

-talk show host Stephen Colbert on Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:46 am

damn... for a second i thought you were quoting vice on a snippy comment
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:01 am

That was all you, Calli.

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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:57 am

4/30/09:

Judge Smails (Ted Knight): You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

Ty Webb (Chevy Chase): Don't sell yourself short, Judge; you're a tremendous slouch.

-Caddyshack (1980)
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Fri May 01, 2009 10:35 am

5/1/09:

He dons his war paint. He goes into his war dance. he emits his war whoops. He goes forth to bttle and proudly returns with the scalp of a pink army dentist.

-Senator Ralph Flanders on Senator Joe McCarthy
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Mon May 04, 2009 11:32 am

5/2/09:

Mel Cooley (Richard Deacon): Rob, as the producer of this show, once more I must insist that you instruct your staff to show me a little respect.

Buddy Sorrell (Morey Amsterdam): We're showing you as little respect as possible.

-The Dick Van Dyke Show

5/3/09:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

-pysicist Albert Einstein

5/4/09:

There was a giant fire in Hollywood. Investigators thought it was started by two teenagers, who started the fire by rubbing the Olsen twins together.

-talk show host Craig Ferguson
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Tue May 05, 2009 10:50 am

5/5/09:

A stumpy, quadrangular little man, with a forehead of no promise and hair so short that it looks like a coat of black paint.

-diarist George Templeton Strong on General Philip Sheridan
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Wed May 06, 2009 10:47 am

5/6/09:

You know, Ice-T's been in the game so long, they should just call him Ice Age. I tried to listen to one of Ice-T's songs...but I didn't have no cassette player.

-rapper Snoop Dogg on Ice-T, during Comedy Central's Celebrity Roast Of Flavor-Flav
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Thu May 07, 2009 12:04 pm

5/7/09:

Frank (Larry Linville): The men hate me, don't they?

Radar (Gary Burghoff): Just your guts, sir.

-M*A*S*H
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Fri May 08, 2009 11:08 am

5/8/09:

A Sicilian sack of squid spit.

-actor Billy West on former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Mon May 11, 2009 10:58 am

All three of these are made of win.

5/9/09:

It is said that as a somewhat deflated George Armstrong Custer lay bleeding in the Montana dirt at the Little Bighorn, he turned his glazed and dimming eyes east and said, "At least we won't have to go back through South Dakota."

-writer Tim Cahill



5/10/09:

Edina (Jennifer Saunders): Look at Mummy, darling. Do I need surgery?

Saffy (Julia Sawalha): Yes...get your mouth sewn up.

-Absolutely Fabulous



5/11/09:

So bad, it has redefined my concept of Hell.

-critic Mark Dujsik on Norbit (2007)

(This quote could also apply to my view of X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Mon May 11, 2009 12:03 pm

lol at today's insult and the commentary that went with it.
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Mon May 11, 2009 2:41 pm

I can only take credit for being lucky enough to have a wife who loves me enough to buy me a calendar filled with daily insults.

I'm equally lucky she STILL loves me after I encouraged the two of us to spend an evening watching the Wolverine movie.

Funny side note related to the Wolverine movie:

I'm in my comic store last week (yes, I still buy and read comic books) and having a converstaion with the store owner, Lori. Here is a paraphrasing of how that conversaton went.

Lori: I was so let down by Wolverine.

Taiso: I wasn't expecting much but I was hoping for something. Not only did this movie give me nothing, but I think it took something from me in the process.

Lori: Besides your money?

Taiso: I've supressed the memory to the point where I can't consciously talk about what a violation of my basic human rights XO:W was. Let's just say that I'll need a Wolverine doll to show the court where the movie touched me because I'm so traumatized that I can't verbalize it.

Lori: LMAO

Taiso: And to top it off, I was forced to endure a trailer for Michael Bay's Transformers sequel. I think the coupling of these two things constitutes a violation of Amnesty International's mission statement.


Lori: (laughing uncontrollably)

Taiso: My wife said "This movie is crap but at least I get to look at Hugh Jackman without a shirt on" as we were watching it.

Lori: (chuckling) I know! At least there was some eye candy for us girls.

Taiso: That's all well and good, but if I have to turn gay in order to enjoy a movie...there's something wrong with it.
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Tue May 12, 2009 11:13 am

5/12/09:

Acting with the sensitivity of a sex-starved boa constrictor.

-Member of Parliament Tony Banks on Margaret Thatcher
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Tue May 12, 2009 1:45 pm

Sounds about right XD
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Wed May 13, 2009 10:50 am

5/13/09:

Ugarte (Peter Lorre): You despise me, don't you?

Rick (Humphrey Bogart): If I gave you any thought I probably would.

-Casablanca (1942)
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Thu May 14, 2009 1:56 pm

5/14/09:

I belong to no organized party. I'm a Democrat.

-humorist Will Rogers
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PostSubject: Re: Insult Of The Day   Fri May 15, 2009 10:50 am

5/15/09:

Melchett (Stephen Fry): Some pleasant word game perhaps?

Edmund (Rowan Atkinson): OK, make a sentence from these words: face sodding your shut.

-The Black Adder
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